Editor's note: We came within about an inch of this actually happening. Let's not forget!
We’re lucky to have secured a pre-release excerpt from the new Time Magazine issue set to be on newsstands the week of December 21, 2009 – Time’s Person of the Year edition.
2009 Person of the Year
Selecting the Person of The Year is always a tough call, but given the recent political developments in the United States and the world generally, this year was somewhat easier and we were unanimous in picking George W, Bush as our 2009 Person of the Year.
It’s easily demonstratable that George W, Bush has made life much safer for God fearing Christians the world over, and on that basis alone, our choice for Person of the Year was easy.
In the turmoil following the terrorist bombing of the 2008 Democratic National Convention – which precipitated the loss of all the top Democratic Party leadership including nominee Senator Barack Obama – George W. Bush boldly took charge, suspending the presidential elections, declaring martial law.
By immediately rounding up all the godless heathen terrorists – Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, homosexuals, anarchists, liberals and the like – the United States is now finally enjoying the peace and safety we deserve.
His move to transport and concentrate all these “undesirables” in the Terrorist Reservation in South Dakota is a stroke of genius. It’s a measure of his great humanity, that he commuted the death sentences of millions of these detainees and instead allows them to live out their lives unfettered on the Reservation. Requiring the Reservation to be self-sustaining was another stroke of genius – and saves the country the cost of feeding and clothing the un-godly terrorists.
Similarly, the purification of Iran with the neutron bombs was also a stroke of genius. By killing all the godless heathen terrorists and leaving the infrastructure intact, George Bush made it possible for American public to have cheap gasoline once again.
Our hats are off to George W, Bush!
George W. Bush and Faith – page 24
Our Mission to China: converting godless heathens is fun and rewarding – page 25
My Legacy: By George W. Bush – page 26
Osama bin Laden sighted again – capture imminent – page 26
The First Lady’s perspective – by Laura Bush – page 27